tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-79075812526172646702024-03-13T23:40:28.936-07:00Sazzie Songs!Jon Pulthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10432413594122032940noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7907581252617264670.post-39822454150216351032009-02-19T07:23:00.000-08:002009-02-19T07:24:29.349-08:00Sazerac's the Clown's Super Sheet Music Competition<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; "><div style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 3px; padding-right: 3px; padding-bottom: 3px; padding-left: 3px; width: auto; font: normal normal normal 100%/normal Georgia, serif; text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Sazerac the Clown</span>, <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Ukulelist Ordinaire</span> and <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Exterminator of Gloom and Remorse</span>, announces his first ever Sheet Music Design Competition! In the posts below you will find lyrics to some of Sazzie's novelty ukulele ditties. Your charge, design a fanciful sheet music cover. The winner for each song will receive 5 copies of the printed sheet music, a copy of the CD "Without No Pants On: The Genial Orleanians Delineate the Complete Works Of Sazerac the Clown" (scheduled for summer release) and, this being a tough economy, a double-sawbuck. <br /><br />Questions? Contact Sazzie at "bakeliteradio at gmail dot com"</div></span>Jon Pulthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10432413594122032940noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7907581252617264670.post-43803189385950580392009-02-19T07:16:00.000-08:002009-02-19T07:26:13.128-08:00The Steinway of the Breadline<p style="text-align: center;margin-bottom: 0in; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">The Steinway of the Breadline</span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center;"><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">By Sazerac T. Clowne</span></span></span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><br /></span></p> <p><span style="color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"> </span></span><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">I want to buy a Steinway, </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color:#333333;"><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">The Steinway of the breadline</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p><span style="color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"> </span></span><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">That's a Martin Ukulele, you see.</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "></span></span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); ">And when I buy that Steinway, </span></span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); ">That Steinway of the breadline</span></span></span></p> <p><span style="color:#333333;"><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Old man depression will have nothing on me.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family:'times new roman';"><br /></span></p> <p><span style="color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"> </span></span><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">(bridge 1)</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color:#333333;"><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"> Now, I sing the blues, I sing them all day</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p><span style="color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"> </span></span><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">I want to chase them with a Model 5K</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family:'times new roman';"><br /></span></p> <p><span style="color:#333333;"><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">I want to buy that Steinway of the breadline, </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color:#333333;"><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">So brother can you spare a dime?</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p><span style="color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"> I need a</span></span><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"> Martin U-K-U-L-E-L-E</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"> </span></span></p> <p><span style="color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"> </span></span><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">(2nd bridge) </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color:#333333;"><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">President Hoover, get out of my way</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p><span style="color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"> </span></span><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">I've got to get myself to Nazareth P-A</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family:'times new roman';"><br /></span></p> <p><span style="color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"> </span></span><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">To buy that Steinway, my own Steinway of the breadline</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family:'times new roman';">Brother spare me a dime</span></p> <p><span style="color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"> </span></span><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">It's a Martin ukulele for me, </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color:#333333;"><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">You'll see, </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color:#333333;"><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">I'll have a Martin U-K-U-L-E-L-E</span></span></span></span></span></p>Jon Pulthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10432413594122032940noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7907581252617264670.post-62094885388158923642009-02-19T06:58:00.000-08:002009-02-19T07:11:39.196-08:00The Bitter Bluebird<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">The Bitter Bluebird</span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">A Sazerac Song Sensation</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">By Sazerac The Clown</span></span></div><div><p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></p><p><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Verse:</span></span></span></span></p><p><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Bluebird, Mr. Bluebird </span></span></span></span></p><p><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I am feeling gay</span></span></span></span></p><p><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I met a gal today </span></span></span></span></p><p><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I believe that its love </span></span></span></span></p><p><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Very sweet love </span></span></span></span></p><p><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Oh, Bluebird, Mister Bluebird </span></span></span></span></p><p><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">What have you to say?</span></span></span></span></p><p><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Will you sing for me today about romance? </span></span></span></span></p><p><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">He said “no!”</span></span></span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></p><p><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">But I’ll sing you a song about the leaves on the trees</span></span></span></span></p><p><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I’d even quote Socrates</span></span></span></span></p><p><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I’d sing about the stars up above</span></span></span></span></p><p><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">But I won’t sing about love</span></span></span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></p><p><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I’d croon you a tune about riding the breeze</span></span></span></span></p><p><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I’d even sing in Japanese</span></span></span></span></p><p><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">About my friend the dove</span></span></span></span></p><p><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">But never in the language of love...cause</span></span></span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></p><p><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">My nest is empty </span></span></span></span></p><p><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Just like my little coal-black heart</span></span></span></span></p><p><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Since Miss Bluebird up and left me </span></span></span></span></p><p><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I am all torn apart, oh!</span></span></span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></p><p><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I’d read Hammet’s book, the Falcon Maltese,</span></span></span></span></p><p><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">But not the one about the birds and the bees</span></span></span></span></p><p><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Push can come to shove </span></span></span></span></p><p><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I ain’t gonna sing about love</span></span></span></span></p><p><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">No! </span></span></span></span></p><p><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I ain’t gonna sing about love</span></span></span></span></p><p><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">No</span></span></span></span></p><p><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I ain’t gonna sing about </span></span></span></span></p><p><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I aint gonna sing about </span></span></span></span></p><p><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I’m through with it!</span></span></span></span></p><p><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">No more songs about love!</span></span></span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></p></div>Jon Pulthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10432413594122032940noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7907581252617264670.post-84790502704308014142009-02-19T06:50:00.000-08:002009-02-19T07:15:28.680-08:00The Dry Cleaner Blues: A Sartorial Lament<p style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">The Dry Cleaner Blues: A Sartorial Lament </span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">by Sazerac the Clown</span></span></span></p> <p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">I soiled my coat, now I got the Dry Cleaner Blues.</span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></span></p> <p><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">I soiled my sport jacket, </span></span></span></span></p><p><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Got me the Dry Cleaner Blues.</span></span></span></span></p> <p><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">That’s the latest news, </span></span></span></span></p><p><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Ol’ Sazzie's got the Dry Cleaner Blues.</span></span></span></span></p> <p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"> </span></span></p> <p><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">I’m going to take my coat to the Martinizing man.</span></span></span></span></p> <p><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">I’m gonna take that sport jacket </span></span></span></span></p><p><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">To the One Hour Martinizing man.</span></span></span></span></p> <p><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Mr. Martinizing Man! </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><i></i></span></span></span></span></p><p><span><span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Please</span></span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"> get that stain out if you can.</span></span></span></span></p> <p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"> </span></span></p> <p><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">If my coat comes back with that </span></span></span></span></p><p><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">“Sorry we can’t get the stain out” tag</span></span></span></span></p> <p><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">If my coat comes back with that </span></span></span></span></p><p><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">“Sorry, but try as we might </span></span></span></span></p><p><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">We can’t get that stain out” tag</span></span></span></span></p> <p><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">I’m gonna suffocate myself </span></span></span></span></p><p><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">With that plastic garment bag!</span></span></span></span></p> <p><br /></p>Jon Pulthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10432413594122032940noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7907581252617264670.post-55662670569736544752009-02-19T06:39:00.000-08:002009-02-19T07:13:31.866-08:00The Asparagus Spear<p align="LEFT" style="text-align: center;"><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">The Asparagus Spear</span></span></span></span></p><p align="LEFT" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">An Up-To-Date Choreographic Conception</span></span></span></p><p align="LEFT" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">By Sazerac the Clown</span></span></span></p><p align="LEFT"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></span></span></p> <p align="LEFT"><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Do that dance they call the Asparagus Spear </span></span></span></span></p><p align="LEFT"><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">You won't find romance </span></span></span></span></p><p align="LEFT"><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Doing that Asparagus Spear</span></span></span></span></p> <p align="LEFT"><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Just put your left foot next to your right </span></span></span></span></p><p align="LEFT"><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Stand stalk-still do nothing all night </span></span></span></span></p><p align="LEFT"><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">It's really great it is up-to-date, </span></span></span></span></p><p align="LEFT"><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">It's like you're in a vegetative state! </span></span></span></span></p><p align="LEFT"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></span></span></p><p align="LEFT"><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">So come along and do it the Asparagus Spear </span></span></span></span></p><p align="LEFT"><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">You can't go wrong doing it, Asparagus Spear </span></span></span></span></p><p align="LEFT"><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Everybody is doing it now </span></span></span></span></p><p align="LEFT"><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">'Cause acting like produce is really a “WOW” </span></span></span></span></p><p align="LEFT"><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I just taught you how! </span></span></span></span></p><p align="LEFT"><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Do the asparagus spear.</span></span></span></span></p> <p align="LEFT"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></span><br /></p>Jon Pulthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10432413594122032940noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7907581252617264670.post-27894896400210383682009-02-19T06:19:00.000-08:002009-02-19T07:16:49.388-08:00My Crosley Radio<p align="LEFT" style="text-align: center;"><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';">In My Crosley Radio</span></span></span></span></p><p align="LEFT" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';">Sazerac's Latest Marconian Novelty!</span></span></span></p><p align="LEFT"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><br /></span></span></span></p> <p align="LEFT"><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';">In my Crosley Radio, my old Crosley Radio,</span></span></span></span></p><p align="LEFT"><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';">I want to go</span></span></span></span></p> <p align="LEFT"><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';">I want to live inside my old Crosley Radio </span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"> </span></span></p><p align="LEFT"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><br /></span></span></span></p> <p align="LEFT"><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';">Let's put on a show in my Crosley Radio </span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"> </span></span></p> <p align="LEFT"><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';">We'll broadcast live from right inside </span></span></span></span></p><p align="LEFT"><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';">My old Crosley Radio</span></span></span></span></p> <p align="LEFT"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><br /></span></span></span></p><p align="LEFT"><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';">Hello Kingfish! Hey there, Andy! </span></span></span></span></p><p align="LEFT"><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';">Let me say my reception is dandy</span></span></span></span></p> <p align="LEFT"><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';">Look over there... it's old Jack Benny and Bing!</span></span></span></span></p> <p align="LEFT"><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';">Why don't you sing!</span></span></span></span></p><p align="LEFT"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><br /></span></span></span></p> <p align="LEFT"><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';">In my Crosley Radio, it's a Bakelite radio </span></span></span></span></p><p align="LEFT"><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';">It's where I want to go </span></span></span></span></p><p align="LEFT"><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';">And live inside my old Crosley Radio</span></span></span></span></p> <p align="LEFT"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><br /></span></span></p> <p align="LEFT"><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';">2nd Bridge:</span></span></span></span></p><p align="LEFT"><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';">Why, hello George Burns! Goodnight Gracie!</span></span></span></span></p> <p align="LEFT"><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';">By the way Bing that Kraft Cheeswe is tasty!</span></span></span></span></p><p align="LEFT"><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';">I'll take a class with Our Miss Brooks</span></span></span></span></p> <p align="LEFT"><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';">Maybe meet Baby Snooks.</span></span></span></span></p><p align="LEFT"><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"> </span></span></span></span></p><p align="LEFT"><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';">Where? My Crosley Radio</span></span></span></span></p><p align="LEFT"><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';">It's a Bakelite Radio </span></span></span></span></p><p align="LEFT"><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';">It's where I want to go </span></span></span></span></p><p align="LEFT"><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';">And live inside my old crosley radio</span></span></span></span></p> <p align="LEFT"><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';">I won't wear pant's and no one will know! </span></span></span></span></p><p align="LEFT"><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';">Cause I'll be living inside </span></span></span></span></p><p align="LEFT"><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';">My old Crosley Radio!</span></span></span></span></p> <p align="LEFT"><br /><br /></p>Jon Pulthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10432413594122032940noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7907581252617264670.post-56718138442686224842009-02-19T06:15:00.000-08:002009-02-19T07:27:23.515-08:00That Specific Pacific Islander<div style="text-align: center;">That Specific Pacific Islander<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">A Sensible Census Song<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">By Sazerac the Clown<br /></div> <br />Just the other day, down Hawaii way<br />I met a gal<div>Her hips did sway<div>To a breezy Island tune.<br />I went from Loui-si-N-I-A to Honululu Bay<br />Just to see that gal<br />She liked to play </div><div>Under a South Sea Island moon<br /> <br />She’s a Pacific Islander,<br />That’s what she checked on the census<br />The way she makes that grass skirt shake<br />It knocks me senseless<br /> <br />Now my skies are gray because I couldn’t stay<br />Down Hawaii way<br />With that specific Pacific Islander<br />She doesn’t wear pants, it’s a grass skirt<br />On that specific Pacific Islander<br /><br /></div></div>Jon Pulthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10432413594122032940noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7907581252617264670.post-43995666071382780852009-02-19T05:51:00.000-08:002009-02-19T06:13:06.511-08:00Sazerac the Clown's Great Sheet Music Competition!Sazerac the Clown, Ukulelist Ordinaire and Exterminator of Gloom and Remorse, announces his first ever Sheet Music Design Competition! In the posts below you will find lyrics to some of Sazzie's novelty ukulele ditties. Your charge, design a fanciful sheet music cover. The winner for each song will receive 5 copies of the printed sheet music, a copy of the CD "Without No Pants On: The Genial Orleanians Delineate the Complete Works Of Sazerac the Clown" (scheduled for summer release) and, this being a tough economy, a double-sawbuck. <br /><br />Questions? Contact Sazzie at "bakeliteradio at gmail dot com"Jon Pulthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10432413594122032940noreply@blogger.com0