The Asparagus Spear
An Up-To-Date Choreographic Conception
By Sazerac the Clown
Do that dance they call the Asparagus Spear
You won't find romance
Doing that Asparagus Spear
Just put your left foot next to your right
Stand stalk-still do nothing all night
It's really great it is up-to-date,
It's like you're in a vegetative state!
So come along and do it the Asparagus Spear
You can't go wrong doing it, Asparagus Spear
Everybody is doing it now
'Cause acting like produce is really a “WOW”
I just taught you how!
Do the asparagus spear.
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