That Specific Pacific Islander

That Specific Pacific Islander

A Sensible Census Song

By Sazerac the Clown

 
Just the other day, down Hawaii way
I met a gal

Her hips did sway

To a breezy Island tune.
I went from Loui-si-N-I-A to Honululu Bay
Just to see that gal
She liked to play 

Under a South Sea Island moon
 
She’s a Pacific Islander,
That’s what she checked on the census
The way she makes that grass skirt shake
It knocks me senseless
 
Now my skies are gray because I couldn’t stay
Down Hawaii way
With that specific Pacific Islander
She doesn’t wear pants, it’s a grass skirt
On that specific Pacific Islander